UCW #355-#360

Now let us get up to speed with part two of my UCW recap…

#355: Eli & Hunter vs Johnny & Michael (Tag Team) – I haven’t reffed many matches in the past, so I do apologize if I get in the way of the camera sometimes…SORRY BODYSLAM!  This match in particular was one giant clusterfuck of a match-up.  So much so that I had to pick my jaw up off the ground at the sheer brutality that went into this match. Literally no love lost between these opponents. Vets with rookie partners(if you consider Johnny a rookie compared to Hannigan), and me in black tights. 😉 It may be a while before we see Johnny or Hunter again so be sure to pick this one up to satisfy your cravings.

#356 Jax vs Quinn Harper – Man, newbie Jax just gets thrown right to the wolf himself Quinn Harper and all of his dirty tricks.  It had to happen sooner or later, sooner in this case.  However, I do believe that if you can survive him it only makes you a stronger wrestler.  It also teaches you to tighten those glutes whenever he starts to wet a finger.  Another fine example of why Jax deserves to be in the UCW.  Just like me he can take a beating and dish out one when the opportunity arises.  I can’t wait for the rematch.  As I had mentioned in the previous post Jax is becoming ripped on his new job.  We shall see how the mighty Quinn can handle a rebooted Jax in their next outing.

#357: Ice Burg vs Hiro – The match starts out with these two guys challenging each other to some boxing…a first for UCW.  Me being a boxing fan I was genuinely interested to see how this would turn out.  Unfortunately this is not Underground Championship Boxing so naturally it doesn’t take long for the gloves and the trunks to come off.  The wrestling takes over, which is not a bad thing, we get to see Hiro with a more defined body, accented by a thong!  I though I was the only one that looked good in one, well Johnny too, but damn Hiro has an ass that rivals mine.  Ice Burg is his usual loud mouth self, and still as brutal as ever.  Though he could take a few exercise and dieting tips from Hiro.

 

Match #358: Quinn & Jax vs Eli & Oliver – The promising tag team of Eli and Quinn seems to have fallen as fast as it rose.  The two are at odds over who gets to wear the patented purple that they so very much adore.  Each seems to think that they own the color and apply it to their new tag partners.  The new tag partners are surprising to say the least though I can’t see them lasting beyond this one match.  Ice Burg steps in as the ref and does a mediocre job at best at his job, seriously we need to find a full time ref.  As is with most of our tag matches its total discord.  Who will come out on top between these two feuding heels?  The ending may surprise you.

Match #359: Oliver Wood vs Nick Diesel – Resident bondage expert Nick Diesel returns to tie up bandanna wearing, crotch stuffing, bad boy Oliver Wood.  The key to beating Nick is to not get trapped in the ropes that he always brings to the match.  Even better if you can get to the mat room before he starts setting up.   I can never really tell what side Nick is on.  Is he a bad boy heel, or one of the good guys like me, or is he there just for the pleasure of tieing up other guys?  I may never know.  For as much as I hate rope, I am always curious as to what new ideas this guy comes up with.  It also is good study material for me should I ever have to take him on again.

Match #360: Marcus Ares vs Axel – Its become tradition around here for newcomers to face me in their first official UCW match.  Rightfully so since Bodyslam can trust me not to paralyze or kill any of these guys.  Its only fitting here because I have been training newbie Marcus Ares, by far one of the biggest guys UCW has ever seen.  I think he would have given Corporal Punishment a damn good run for his money.  Marcus already has the belt in sight and so do I.  I plan on getting back that belt, and after this match I can see that Marcus is definitely a legitimate threat to that goal.  Get ready for one hot, literally, sweat soaked match (It was 93 degrees in the room)!

There we are.  Up to date with all the latest matches at the UCW mat. Now head on over to the website and download any that you might have missed!

http://www.ucw-wrestling.com/index.html

 

Recent UCW…

Ok, so I started out with a good start to the blog and then I ignored it so lets play some catch up.  First up lets highlight the latest UCW matches.

                                           Match #347 – Black Dragon makes a return visit to the UCW mat and arguably reincarnated into a newer and better body.  Even  I don’t know who the real Black Dragon is.  He was a wrestler back in Bodyslam’s previous federation back in Milwaukee and has guarded the identity and probably will to his grave.  As is usually the case we were short a man and Nick Diesel was anxious for another fight (i.e. paycheck) before he headed back home so one phone call later and in through the door came the Dragon.  Nick is up to his usual rope and tricks which rarely let him down in a fight.  But it is Black Dragon that stunned us all by going where no Dragon has gone before, and that would be a thong!  What follows is nothing short of comical, action packed, and down right sexy action and humiliation.

                                           Match #348 – Dakota Bravo, an interesting man indeed and one of the bigger ones we’ve had here at UCW.  A wannabe mma fighter, I would certainly pay to see him and Eli go at it.  Of course we allow anyone to come in and fight in the UCW ring.  One day he called me out.  I was itching for a match myself, mainly because I wanted to show off my new octopus tights.  With the gloves strapped on and and bell rung we begin our lil brawler dance.  I may not always be the smartest wrestler, I’ll admit I can get a lil cocky and full of myself, so i will say trying to stand-up to a bigger brawler may not have been the best idea.  But boy did it make for a damn good video.

                                           Match #349 – Hunter Day and Billy Gun, 2 heels I have never really been fond of.  Hunter, a bum off the street with illusions of grandeur (case in point his very, very, record breaking short run as UCW champion who has no real skill and is just your usual bully.  Billy Gunn is the type of bully that should have stayed in school and graduated.  Whenever two heels enter the ring its always a guess as to who will walk away the winner.  There is also the chance that one heel will end the other’s career.  After this match I’m almost certain that one of these guy’s won’t be back.

All of these matches are available at http://www.ucw-wrestling.com/ for the standard price of $13.99 per video.  Buy, download, and enjoy!